{"id":651,"date":"2019-03-23T08:17:42","date_gmt":"2019-03-23T13:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nassaubaymusiclessons.com\/?p=651"},"modified":"2022-03-05T23:17:16","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T05:17:16","slug":"viennas-unpredictable-vegetable-orchestra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nassaubaymusiclessons.com\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"Vienna\u2019s unpredictable Vegetable Orchestra"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"hero-unit \" data-hero-unit=\"true\">\n<div class=\"hero-unit-image-wrapper\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"hero-unit-lining\">\n<div class=\"hero-unit-header-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"primary-header-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"primary-header primary-header-with-context\">\n<h4 class=\"primary-heading\" style=\"text-align: center;\" role=\"heading\">c<\/h4>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"secondary-header-wrapper\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"story-content\" class=\"page-component-wrapper standard article-content\">\n<div class=\"primary-content\" role=\"main\">\n<div class=\"mpu-wrapper\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"clearfix\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"primary-content-lining\">\n<div class=\"top-unit\">\n<div class=\"introduction-wrapper\">\n<p>They\u2019ve played 300 shows around the world \u2013 and most of their instruments don\u2019t make it through the set.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"index-body\">by Eliot Stein<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"bottom-unit\">\n<div class=\"byline\">\n<div class=\"source-attribution-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"source-attribution-detail\"><span class=\"publication-date index-body\">12 March 2019<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"body-content\">\n<p>It\u2019s three hours before showtime and members of an orchestra are seated onstage in the garden of a 1,000-year-old Benedictine monastery outside Cologne, Germany. On cue, the neatly coiffed, black-clad musicians slowly raise their instruments, purse their lips and begin playing the opening passage of Igor Stravinsky\u2019s The Rite of Spring. Just then, a sound technician abruptly cuts them off. The carrot flutes were too strong and he couldn\u2019t hear the leek violin.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne more time,\u201d he says. \u201cStarting with the cucumber.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-image\">\n<div class=\"inline-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072slpc\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slpc.jpg\" data-caption=\"In the past 21 years, Vienna\u2019s Vegetable Orchestra has played nearly 300 shows all around the world (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive landscape\" title=\"In the past 21 years, Vienna\u2019s Vegetable Orchestra has played nearly 300 shows all around the world (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slpc.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"In the past 21 years, Vienna\u2019s Vegetable Orchestra has played nearly 300 shows all around the world (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\"   data-fixed-width-format=\"\" data-caption=\"In the past 21 years, Vienna\u2019s Vegetable Orchestra has played nearly 300 shows all around the world (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-landscape=\"\" \/><\/a> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"caption-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"caption-lining\">\n<p class=\"caption-text caption-body\">In the past 21 years, Vienna\u2019s Vegetable Orchestra has played nearly 300 shows all around the world (Credit: Heidrun Henke)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>This is Vienna\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vegetableorchestra.org\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Vegetable Orchestra<\/a>: a 10-piece ensemble from the city of Beethoven, Brahms and Mozart that plays music with instruments made entirely from fresh produce. Over the past 21 years, the group has played nearly 300 shows at packed venues around the globe and performed everything from classical with cabbage to techno with turnips in a rich, rhythmic ratatouille. The orchestra recently released its fourth album after a successful \u2018<a href=\"https:\/\/www.startnext.com\/en\/greenalbum\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Krautfunding<\/a>\u2019 (\u2018herb-funding\u2019) campaign and is showing the world that, actually, you can play with your food.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVegetables are unpredictable,\u201d said Susanna Gartmayer, who plays the carrot marimba, radish bass flute and a dozen other edible instruments in the group. \u201cNo two pieces of produce are the same. It\u2019s a challenge.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Unlike traditional instruments, which can last for hundreds of years, vegetable instruments quickly go bad, so the orchestra has to create new ones each time it plays. The morning of every show, this group of artists, novelists, architects and designers goes to local markets with a detailed shopping list and carefully combs through the crates. After pounding on the pumpkins, pawing through the parsley and peeling back the onion skins to select just the right produce, the musicians carve, slice and drill their fresh finds into performance-ready instruments. Once the veggies are peeled and cut they may only last about six hours, and whatever the musicians don\u2019t use gets boiled down into a soup that\u2019s served to the audience after the show.<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-video\">\n<div id=\"p072zp2l\" class=\"inline-video video-player\" data-video-player=\"\" data-video-title=\"\" data-video-player-vpid=\"p072zp31\" data-video-player-mediator=\"mc\" data-brand-color=\"#589e50\" data-video-player-image-url=\"http:\/\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/zq\/p072zqc7.jpg\" data-show-ads=\"true\" data-producer=\"GNL_TRAVEL\" data-destination=\"FEATURE_SITES_GNL\">\n<div id=\"smphtml5iframep072zp2lwrp\"><iframe id=\"smphtml5iframep072zp2l\" title=\"Media Player\" src=\"http:\/\/emp.bbc.com\/emp\/SMPj\/2.23.21\/iframe.html\" name=\"smphtml5iframep072zp2l\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>But as the group arrived back at the Brauweiler Abbey that morning and unloaded their haul for the evening show, they noticed a big problem: someone forgot the aubergines, and there weren\u2019t enough courgettes.<\/p>\n<p>While a runner hurried back to the market, the remaining musicians grabbed their knives and power drills, transforming the dressing room of this Zen-like monastery into a construction site. During the next two hours, hollowed-out carrots, cucumbers and calabashes slowly became horns and flutes; severed peppers morphed into trombones; and sliced celeriac and pumpkins turned into bongos and drums. Each musician makes between eight and 25 instruments per show, and as the performers gradually tested and twisted their produce into tune, a cacophony of trilled scales, percussive thuds and surprisingly resonant notes sang through the sanctuary.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt all started as a joke,\u201d said founding member Matthias Meinharter, scanning a room full of veggie guts and breathing in what smelled like a compost bin. As he remembers it, he and three of the orchestra\u2019s other members had signed up for a performance-art festival at their university in Vienna. \u201cWe were brainstorming what we could do, and we thought: \u2018What is the most difficult thing to play music on?\u2019,\u201d he said. \u201cWe were making soup together at the time, and one idea led to another.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-image\">\n<div class=\"inline-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072slmm\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slmm.jpg\" data-caption=\"It takes two hours and up to 50kg of vegetables to create the orchestra's instruments (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive landscape\" title=\"It takes two hours and up to 50kg of vegetables to create the orchestra's instruments (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slmm.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"It takes two hours and up to 50kg of vegetables to create the orchestra's instruments (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\"   data-fixed-width-format=\"\" data-caption=\"It takes two hours and up to 50kg of vegetables to create the orchestra's instruments (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-landscape=\"\" \/><\/a> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"caption-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"caption-lining\">\n<p class=\"caption-text caption-body\">It takes two hours and up to 50kg of vegetables to create the orchestra&#8217;s instruments (Credit: Heidrun Henke)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Twenty-one years later, the orchestra has played at London\u2019s Royal Albert Hall, the Shanghai Arts Centre and was invited to a Ukrainian oligarch\u2019s mansion to perform at Paul McCartney\u2019s 60th birthday. \u201cI think he liked it,\u201d Meinharter said. \u201cHe\u2019s a vegetarian.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The group has also been listed in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guinnessworldrecords.com\/news\/2015\/10\/world-vegetarian-day-ten-absolutely-meat-free-world-record-achievements-398911\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guinness World Records<\/a> for \u2018Most concerts by a vegetable orchestra\u2019 and has inspired a few other biodegradable ensembles to sprout up around the world, including the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.londonvegetableorchestra.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">London Vegetable Orchestra<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.longislandvegetableorchestra.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Long Island Vegetable Orchestra<\/a>. While the project may have started as a gag, these days its members take their craft very seriously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMany people think we\u2019re kind of cabaret or just a funny performance,\u201d Gartmayer said, drilling holes to make a carrot xylophone. \u201cBut they\u2019re surprised to understand that there\u2019s actually a lot of sonic potential in vegetables, and that we want to make really interesting music.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There\u2019s actually a lot of sonic potential in vegetables<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The orchestra has invented more than 150 instruments over the years \u2013 and for many members, that\u2019s half the fun. Some are ready-made items from the market: crunching dried onion skin in your fist sounds like a rainstorm, thumping a pumpkin with your palm resembles a bass drum and rubbing two leeks together as a bow and body creates a squeaky string section. Others are cut-and-carved creations resembling traditional instruments: parsnips, courgettes and peppers make good wind and brass instruments, while hollowed-out gourds are percussive. The most complex are transformer-like hybrids that combine two or more vegetables. Want to imitate a saxophone? Attach a severed bell pepper to the end of drilled cucumber, add a carrot mouthpiece and you\u2019ve got the \u2018cucumberphone\u2019. Need a slightly deeper pitch? Swap the cucumber for a courgette and you\u2019ll have a \u2018courgette clarinet\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne of the most fascinating things about touring is learning how food differs around the world and coming up with completely new instruments,\u201d said calabashist and pumpkinist J\u00fcrgen Berlakovich. In South-East Asia, the group discovered an elastic garlic grass that made a great bass string. In the US, they found markets that sell giant agave leaves, which can be used to shake kidney beans like a maraca. In China, the water radishes are bigger. In Italy, the cucumbers are smaller. In Siberia, the vegetables are expensive. And in England? \u201cTurnips,\u201d Meinharter said. \u201cLots of turnips.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-gallery p072sq09\">\n<div id=\"ib-gallery-p072sq09\" class=\"ib-gallery p072sq09\" data-gallery-id=\"p072sq09\">\n<div class=\"ib-gallery-wrapper\">\n<div id=\"slide-wrapper\" class=\"slide-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"gelicon gelicon--previous\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"gelicon gelicon--next\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"selected-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072ssk3\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/ss\/p072ssk3.jpg\" data-caption=\"(Credit: Alexander Koller)\" data-caption-title=\"Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra uses fresh produce to create musical instruments, such as...\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"selected-image responsive landscape\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/ss\/p072ssk3.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra uses fresh produce to create musical instruments, such as... (Credit: Credit: Alexander Koller)\" data-is-watermarked=\"true\" \/><\/a><span id=\"selected-image-fullscreen\" class=\"icon-wrapper gel-icon-wrapper icon-wrapper-fullscreen\"> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i> <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"elastislide-wrapper elastislide-horizontal\">\n<div class=\"elastislide-carousel\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-gallery p072sq09\">\n<div id=\"ib-gallery-p072sq09\" class=\"ib-gallery p072sq09\" data-gallery-id=\"p072sq09\">\n<div class=\"ib-gallery-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"elastislide-wrapper elastislide-horizontal\">\n<nav>\n<div class=\"gelicon gelicon--previous\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"gelicon gelicon--next\"><\/div>\n<\/nav>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"selected-image-caption-wrapper\" class=\"selected-image-caption-wrapper\">\n<h2 id=\"selected-image-caption-title\" class=\"selected-image-caption-title\">Vienna&#8217;s Vegetable Orchestra uses fresh produce to create musical instruments, such as&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p id=\"selected-image-caption\" class=\"selected-image-caption\">(Credit: Alexander Koller)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Despite covering a few <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/music\/artists\/5700dcd4-c139-4f31-aa3e-6382b9af9032\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kraftwerk<\/a> and classical pieces, the Vegetable Orchestra mainly composes original material, which can range from dark and hypnotic electronic sounds to beat-oriented house tracks. To do this, they attach tiny condenser microphones and little pickups to the veggies to amplify their natural tone and, as Berlakovich said, \u201cto make them come alive\u201d. But when they first set out, learning how to play the parsnip wasn\u2019t the only challenge: there was no way to write music for food.<\/p>\n<p>Because veggies are shaped differently from crate to crate and country to country, they can sound different, too. So instead of notes, the group developed a sort of timeline showing when the instruments come in and a graph of high and low pitches. \u201cNo-one else could read it,\u201d Berlakovich said. \u201cIt\u2019s like a secret code.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-image\">\n<div class=\"inline-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072sldr\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072sldr.jpg\" data-caption=\"Before showtime, the group covers this turntable with beans and uses a bean tip as a needle (Credit: Eliot Stein)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive landscape\" title=\"Before showtime, the group covers this turntable with beans and uses a bean tip as a needle (Credit: Credit: Eliot Stein)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072sldr.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"Before showtime, the group covers this turntable with beans and uses a bean tip as a needle (Credit: Credit: Eliot Stein)\"   data-fixed-width-format=\"\" data-caption=\"Before showtime, the group covers this turntable with beans and uses a bean tip as a needle (Credit: Eliot Stein)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-landscape=\"\" \/><\/a> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"caption-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"caption-lining\">\n<p class=\"caption-text caption-body\">Before showtime, the group covers this turntable with beans and uses a bean tip as a needle (Credit: Eliot Stein)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>At the end of their sound check, the orchestra descended from the abbey\u2019s outdoor garden stage and quickly re-wrapped their instruments in moist towels. The show was set to start in 90 minutes, and the veggies were in trouble. \u201cIt\u2019s unusually hot today, which makes the vegetables brittle and break,\u201d said founding member Barbara Kaiser, holding up the severed head of a cabbage. \u201cBut they like to die dramatically on stage.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When the sun descended under the abbey\u2019s spires, a team of tuxedo-clad ushers lit fire torches around the complex\u2019s manicured courtyard and opened the doors. Soon, hundreds of well-heeled Germans were strutting through the vaulted walkway, many asking one another if they had ever heard of this <em>Gem\u00fcsegruppe <\/em>(\u2018vegetable group\u2019) on the way to the Champagne bar and their seats.<\/p>\n<p>As the all-black-clad troupe took the stage and steadied their water radishes, a few nervous giggles echoed through the garden. Berlakovich soon kicked into the warbling root prelude with a thumping bass pumpkin beat, two members tapped wooden spoons on dried squash, and the carrot section looped in a fluted melody, sliding the song into a trance-like tribal rhythm.<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-image\">\n<div class=\"inline-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072slfz\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slfz.jpg\" data-caption=\"The group uses distortion pedals and microphones &quot;to make the vegetables come alive&quot; (Credit: Eliot Stein)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive landscape\" title=\"The group uses distortion pedals and microphones &quot;to make the vegetables come alive&quot; (Credit: Credit: Eliot Stein)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072slfz.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"The group uses distortion pedals and microphones &quot;to make the vegetables come alive&quot; (Credit: Credit: Eliot Stein)\"   data-fixed-width-format=\"\" data-caption=\"The group uses distortion pedals and microphones &quot;to make the vegetables come alive&quot; (Credit: Eliot Stein)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-landscape=\"\" \/><\/a> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"caption-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"caption-lining\">\n<p class=\"caption-text caption-body\">The group uses distortion pedals and microphones &#8220;to make the vegetables come alive&#8221; (Credit: Eliot Stein)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>By the third song, the audience was tuned in to the texture of the ambient compositions: the crackling of celery stalks, the rumbling urgency of onion skin, the groovy claps of aubergines and the wind-like effect of rubbing two parsley bouquets together like pompoms. By song four, nearly everyone at the 500-person show was bobbing their heads along \u2013 except for one serious, older-looking woman wearing a black dress in the front row.<\/p>\n<p>Towards the end of the set, bits of dried veg-struments were flying off the stage with each tap, clap and pluck. The group shook the abbey\u2019s foundations with a take on German <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/programmes\/b00nf10k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Krautrock<\/a>, hooking distortion pedals and microphones into heads of cabbage and strumming their waxy leaves like guitars as shredded greens littered the stage. By the time the orchestra culminated their final song by rolling a legion of legumes and potatoes down a ramp, the once-clean stage looked like an exploded farmers\u2019 market. The orchestra then bowed to a standing ovation and began mopping it all up.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor me, this is still multi-sensory performance art,\u201d Meinharter said. \u201cThe audience can hear the music, smell the music, see the music and then taste the music.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-media inline-image\">\n<div class=\"inline-image-wrapper\"><a id=\"p072sljc\" class=\"responsive-image-wrapper fullsizeable\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/1600_900\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072sljc.jpg\" data-caption=\"Whatever vegetables the orchestra doesn't use are boiled into a soup and served to the audience (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-is-clickable=\"true\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive landscape\" title=\"Whatever vegetables the orchestra doesn't use are boiled into a soup and served to the audience (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ichef.bbci.co.uk\/wwfeatures\/wm\/live\/624_351\/images\/live\/p0\/72\/sl\/p072sljc.jpg?w=525\" alt=\"Whatever vegetables the orchestra doesn't use are boiled into a soup and served to the audience (Credit: Credit: Heidrun Henke)\"   data-fixed-width-format=\"\" data-caption=\"Whatever vegetables the orchestra doesn't use are boiled into a soup and served to the audience (Credit: Heidrun Henke)\" data-caption-title=\"\" data-landscape=\"\" \/><\/a> <i class=\"gelicon gelicon--fullscreen\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"caption-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"caption-lining\">\n<p class=\"caption-text caption-body\">Whatever vegetables the orchestra doesn&#8217;t use are boiled into a soup and served to the audience (Credit: Heidrun Henke)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>After the show a swarm of people surrounded the musicians, eager to buy CDs, snap pictures with the group and taste what they\u2019d just heard. In keeping with a 21-year tradition, the performers offered their instruments to anyone who might want to go home and practice jamming on the produce themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Gartmayer asked if anyone was interested in her pepper trumpet, and the older woman in the black dress reached out her hand, stuffed it in her purse and walked briskly towards the exit. When she thought she was out of sight of everyone, she pulled the pepper from her purse, put it to her mouth and gave it a good, long hoot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>c They\u2019ve played 300 shows around the world \u2013 and most of their instruments don\u2019t make it through the set. by Eliot Stein 12 March 2019 It\u2019s three hours before showtime and members of an orchestra are seated onstage in the garden of a 1,000-year-old Benedictine monastery outside Cologne, Germany. 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